"I'll love you with every beat of my heart, I swear..."
Stuff I Swore I'd Never Do When I Became A Parent...that I totally ended up doing.
- buy toys in excess
- pick my sons nose
- use spit to wipe schmutz off of his face
- let him watch The Wiggles and Caillou
- let PJ sleep in bed with us
- be overprotective
- breastfeed after a year
- use a Nosefrida
- feed him chicken nuggets and Kraft Mac and Cheese
- ...and McDonald's. Friggin' McDonald's.
- having long conversations about his poo
- asking the pediatrician a jillion psycho questions
- posting billions of pictures of him to Facebook
- cry on this birthday (it's only been two so far, but still...)
- be happy every single day that I am his Mommy
(Wait. I totally knew I'd do that last one. And I do! Oh, do I!)
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